PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A